When it comes to corny jokes they are usually pretty cringe worthy.
Whether its the content of the jokes or the delivery, things can get awkward fast.
But nevertheless, even the corniest jokes can put a smile on our faces and help brighten our day.
This is dedicated to all the fathers out there spewing their corny jokes to keep everyone in good humor.
Good Corny Jokes
“I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.”
“Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?” “In case they get a hole in one!”
“How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?” “You follow the fresh prints.”
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
“What do you call a factory that makes okay products?” “A satisfactory.”
“Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?” “Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.”
“What did the ocean say to the beach?” “Nothing, it just waved.”
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
“What does a sprinter eat before a race?” “Nothing, they fast!”
Best Dad Jokes
“Where do you learn to make a banana split?” “Sundae school.”
“How does the moon cut his hair?” “Eclipse it.”
“How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.”
“What do you call a poor Santa Claus?” “St. Nickel-less.”
“Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.”
“Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!”
“This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.”
“What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?” “A meltdown.”
“How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.”
“What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.”
Corny Jokes That Are Funny
“I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.”
“Do you wanna box for your leftovers?” “No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.”
“Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.”
“If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?”
“Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.”
“What country’s capital is growing the fastest?” “Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.”
“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”
“I’ve got a great joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.”
“What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.”
Cheesy Jokes
“I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.”
“It takes guts to be an organ donor.”
“What do you call a pony with a sore throat?” “A little hoarse.”
“What does garlic do when it gets hot?” “It takes its cloves off.”
“How do you get a good price on a sled?” “You have toboggan.”
“It’s inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.”
“What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.”
“When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.”
